Filed under: Minnesota Marketing | Tags: Grose, Lawyer TV commerical, Minnesota law firm, Minnesota Marketing, Sieben, Von Holtum & Carey

Typical lawyer commercial formula options:
Option 1:
One or more of firms partners sit on edge of conference table and stare slightly off camera and read from a cue card that they are ready to fight for your rights, that they get tons of $ for their clients, and that “you don’t pay unless we get win $ for you.” Most of the time, it looks like the guy has to poop.
Option 2:
The Testimonial: victims of car crash victims, injured workers, and various felons sit with their backs to the camera or in the dark and explain how XYZ law firm got them out of their jam. Most of them look like someone we went to high school with.
But today, is a brighter day in local law firm advertising. Sieben, Grose, Von Holtum & Carey have departed, at least temporarily, from the norm of bad lawyer TV commercials and set the bar higher. Nice use of video and animation. Lets see if they keep it up. You can view them here.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Beware Of The Homosexual, Public Service Announcement, Sid Davis productions, vintage PSA
“What Jimmy didn’t know was that Ralph was sick. A sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious — a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual.” “One never knows when the homosexual is about. He may appear normal and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill.”
This PSA was created by Sid Davis productions in 1961 on a shoestring budget of $1,000 to warn young boys about predatory homosexuals. The Leave it to Beaver type music is a trip.
Filed under: Minnesota Marketing | Tags: allianz, great river energy, land o lakes, minnesota business, Minnesota Marketing, sponsorships, Sports Marketing, Twins Ballpark Naming Rights, Twins baseball

Lots of speculation has been circulating about what the new Minnesota Twins ballpark set to open in 2010 will be called. New stadiums provide a great branding opportunity for corporations looking to tie themselves in to the fabric of a city and their passion for sports. The new Twins ballpark will have a corporate name attached to it, but who should it be? A Twin Cities blogger apparently uncovered the urls landolakespark.com and landolakesfield.com are owned by the Twins, Fox 9 News reported. Others said to be in the running include Allianz and Great River Energy. What Minnesota companies would you like to see?
Filed under: Minnesota Marketing, Remarkable Blogs and Sites | Tags: Chocolate Rain, Minnesota Music, Tay Zonday, YouTube Video Awards
A 25-year-old University of Minnesota grad Adam Bahner, better known as “Tay Zonday” climbed the YouTube charts in 2007 and is now being acknowledged for it. Zonday is one of 12 winners of the second annual YouTube Video Awards, recognizing the top user-created videos of 2007. His song and music video “Chocolate Rain” has been viewed over 15 million times. Zonday recorded the video in his Minneapolis living room in a make-shift studio space made of two-by-fours and bed sheets.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Alternative Marketing, Escalator Ads, Juice Salon, Mall Advertising

Juice Salon is advertising in your mall. Here’s how it works. Half of a model’s head stays fixed at the bottom of an escalator; the other half of his head with different hairstyles descends on the fixed figure to create a hairy marketing delight. To see the video of it in action, click here. The other picture shows a pizza chain using escalators to show pizza being torn away from other slices using the front of the escalator step as stretched cheese.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Aid Commercial, Awareness Advertising, MTV Aids Awareness Ad, PSA, Shooting person in bed, Youth Marketing
Ok, so once again this really has nothing to do with marketing in MN, but oh well. I got nothing good to report from this state (but things are thawing out now and maybe some work will get done). Anyway, I had heard of this campaign and understand it has been around since 1998. It consists of documentaries, public service announcements, and other content geared towards youth.
This PSA from the MTV “Staying Alive” Aids Awareness campaign is pretty fricken intense.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising, Remarkable Blogs and Sites | Tags: bad commercials, Car Commercials, car dealership, Family Auto Mart, Infomercials, the family man

Just when you think you have seen the worst display of self-promotion, along comes “The Family Man.” He wrote, directed, and stars in his own infomercial for his Family Auto Mart car dealership in Florida. Watch if you dare, but head to the bathroom first. You may wet yourself watching this assclownery. Look out Denny Hecker, if this guy comes to Minnesota, you might be in trouble. Whoa!!!
Click for Family Auto Mart Informercial
Filed under: Minnesota Marketing | Tags: Band band names, Bands that suck, Minneapolis Music, Minnesota Music, MN Music, music marketing, Naming your band, Tim Mahoney, Worst Band Names of 2007

If your band’s best gig in the past year was at 11:45 p.m. on a Wednesday at O’Gara’s Garage and you really think that your cover of “Jessie’s Girl” sounds “just like the original,” then you already know you are a no talent ass clown and should just unplug everything.
Being in a band is tough. Marketing a band is even harder (at least it was before YouTube and MySpace). But most bands don’t consider the ramifications of their name. A bad name will sink a band. Would you ask your friends to go see The Asbestos Tampons? Do you want your girlfriend to say she’s dating the lead singer of SuperHeavyGoatAss?
Here are some basic rules for creating a band name:
1.) Don’t put the word “Funk” anywhere in the name. You aren’t “funky” despite what that 44-year-old cougar drunk dancing in front of your monitor says.
2.) Don’t use your real name unless you are freakishly good (i.e. Hendrix, Dylan, etc.). We already know you have lead singer disease; we don’t need to know what it’s called. It’s probably not a cool name anyway (ahem… Tim Mahoney). Try modesty. People like that.
3.) Don’t put a number in your band name unless you think 3 Doors Down rocks. It worked for 311, Matchbox 20, 3rd Eye Blind, etc. but they are the exception. Numbers are retarded. Don’t do it.
4.) Don’t try to be clever and do a play on words. Examples of this unoriginal douschebaggery include, Statutory Grape, Chevy Metal, and Clusterfunk (they get a double word score on ass Scrabble).
So you get the idea. A list of the worst real band names of all time was published by the Onion A.V. Club. Check it out.
Share with us some bad Minnesota band names. Got a rule for naming a band? Let’s hear that too.
Filed under: Minnesota Marketing, National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: back-to-college, back-to-school, brand ambassadors, Buzz Marketing, college marekting, Facebook, Facebook Advertising, Rounders, student marketing, Target, WOM marketing

Ok, so Target has been called out by angry customers and bloggers for having a Facebook page that encourages its group members (called Rounders) to post good things about Target and Target products but to make their affiliation with the Facebook group a “secret.” The Minneapolis StarTribune has reported on how this was done. Basically, college students are given some free swag to say good things about Target online. It’s called a brand ambassador program, and they are almost always bullshit. The problem with them is this: It’s fake and manufactured buzz. The first problem is relying on students to actually do what you say. Good luck with that. The second issue is that students will destroy your brand if you are not being honest and genuine with them. Real, genuine buzz or word-of-mouth will come on its own by being true to your brand, true to your customers, and actually doing something innovative that will move the needle. Paying people with free stuff to say good things about you isn’t genuine or good for your brand image. It’s just plain lazy. Kinda like buying ads on Facebook when you need to come up with a real back-to-school strategy. Facebook ads are what a brand does when it has no original ideas and is simply following the masses because “that’s where the students are”. Target doesn’t need to do this and can stand on its own with college students. That’s what’s sad here. The upside is that when Target realizes that brand ambassador programs are typically crap and that Facebook advertising is a colossal waste of a college marketing budget, they will move on, and people will forget they ever tried.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Balloon Advertising, Blimp advertising, Chipotle, Chipotle Marketing, Outdoor Marketing, Super Bowl Advertising

What’s better than a gynormous burrito from Chipotle? A blimp-sized burrito from Chipotle. I am addicted to the steak fajita burrito and a huge fan of their marketing. With Super Bowl ads costing an average of $2.5 million for a 30-second spot, I think Chipotle should take its outdoor advertising brilliance a step further with a giant foiled blimp. Besides the visual impact blimpvertising has, the amount of free media coverage would be priceless. What do you think about that? Do you have an idea for Chipotle or any other brand? Send it my way, it may makes its way to this blog.



