Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Beware Of The Homosexual, Public Service Announcement, Sid Davis productions, vintage PSA
“What Jimmy didn’t know was that Ralph was sick. A sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious — a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual.” “One never knows when the homosexual is about. He may appear normal and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill.”
This PSA was created by Sid Davis productions in 1961 on a shoestring budget of $1,000 to warn young boys about predatory homosexuals. The Leave it to Beaver type music is a trip.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Alternative Marketing, Escalator Ads, Juice Salon, Mall Advertising

Juice Salon is advertising in your mall. Here’s how it works. Half of a model’s head stays fixed at the bottom of an escalator; the other half of his head with different hairstyles descends on the fixed figure to create a hairy marketing delight. To see the video of it in action, click here. The other picture shows a pizza chain using escalators to show pizza being torn away from other slices using the front of the escalator step as stretched cheese.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Aid Commercial, Awareness Advertising, MTV Aids Awareness Ad, PSA, Shooting person in bed, Youth Marketing
Ok, so once again this really has nothing to do with marketing in MN, but oh well. I got nothing good to report from this state (but things are thawing out now and maybe some work will get done). Anyway, I had heard of this campaign and understand it has been around since 1998. It consists of documentaries, public service announcements, and other content geared towards youth.
This PSA from the MTV “Staying Alive” Aids Awareness campaign is pretty fricken intense.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising, Remarkable Blogs and Sites | Tags: bad commercials, Car Commercials, car dealership, Family Auto Mart, Infomercials, the family man

Just when you think you have seen the worst display of self-promotion, along comes “The Family Man.” He wrote, directed, and stars in his own infomercial for his Family Auto Mart car dealership in Florida. Watch if you dare, but head to the bathroom first. You may wet yourself watching this assclownery. Look out Denny Hecker, if this guy comes to Minnesota, you might be in trouble. Whoa!!!
Click for Family Auto Mart Informercial
Filed under: Minnesota Marketing, National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: back-to-college, back-to-school, brand ambassadors, Buzz Marketing, college marekting, Facebook, Facebook Advertising, Rounders, student marketing, Target, WOM marketing

Ok, so Target has been called out by angry customers and bloggers for having a Facebook page that encourages its group members (called Rounders) to post good things about Target and Target products but to make their affiliation with the Facebook group a “secret.” The Minneapolis StarTribune has reported on how this was done. Basically, college students are given some free swag to say good things about Target online. It’s called a brand ambassador program, and they are almost always bullshit. The problem with them is this: It’s fake and manufactured buzz. The first problem is relying on students to actually do what you say. Good luck with that. The second issue is that students will destroy your brand if you are not being honest and genuine with them. Real, genuine buzz or word-of-mouth will come on its own by being true to your brand, true to your customers, and actually doing something innovative that will move the needle. Paying people with free stuff to say good things about you isn’t genuine or good for your brand image. It’s just plain lazy. Kinda like buying ads on Facebook when you need to come up with a real back-to-school strategy. Facebook ads are what a brand does when it has no original ideas and is simply following the masses because “that’s where the students are”. Target doesn’t need to do this and can stand on its own with college students. That’s what’s sad here. The upside is that when Target realizes that brand ambassador programs are typically crap and that Facebook advertising is a colossal waste of a college marketing budget, they will move on, and people will forget they ever tried.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Balloon Advertising, Blimp advertising, Chipotle, Chipotle Marketing, Outdoor Marketing, Super Bowl Advertising

What’s better than a gynormous burrito from Chipotle? A blimp-sized burrito from Chipotle. I am addicted to the steak fajita burrito and a huge fan of their marketing. With Super Bowl ads costing an average of $2.5 million for a 30-second spot, I think Chipotle should take its outdoor advertising brilliance a step further with a giant foiled blimp. Besides the visual impact blimpvertising has, the amount of free media coverage would be priceless. What do you think about that? Do you have an idea for Chipotle or any other brand? Send it my way, it may makes its way to this blog.
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising
Ok, not really a look back on Minnesota advertising, but Washington state has a lot of MN transplants (and vice-versa). So hear ya go. A wonderful look at outdoor advertising of old. View all photos here (thanks Roadsidepictures). Know of a small business or project going on in Washington with remarkable marketing? Let’s here about it.

Filed under: Minnesota Marketing, National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: Best Buy, Box of Tiles, Poor Customer Service, Retail news, Western Digital

Big box electronic retailer Best Buy needs a smack upside the head and possibly more. The Consumerist reported this story (click link for full story and addtl images) in detail this week shedding light on this poor guy’s misfortune while trying to buy a Western Digital hard drive. What happened? He brought it home only to find it was really a box full of tile. Best Buy’s remedy to the situation? Send him home without a refund. Ouch! Western Digital or Best Buy better step to the plate and make this right or Christmas sales are gonna take a hit. I’ve heard of this happening before. Anyone else experience something like this?
Filed under: Minnesota Marketing, National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: christmas retail display, Halloween in-store, in-store, Merchandising, Minnesota Marketing, Retail Display, Target
During a late-September shopping trip to Target for Halloween candy, I found something surprising …
Christmas decorations! Who in the world thought I would already need a light-up reindeer to put in my yard? I simply find this disturbing. Just like nature, I need to go through a natural progression of the seasons. Halloween tells me it’s fall, Thanksgiving tells me the snow is coming, and Christmas means I have a few days left before hibernation. I don’t want to experience holly-jolly ho-ho-ho before I have even carved a pumpkin.
Isn’t this ruining it for the kids? How can they focus on picking out a Halloween costume when there are flocked trees and Christmas stockings in the next aisle? Who needs to be a ninja when Santa is apparently coming? Explain that one. Long gone are the days when it was taboo to put out the trees and ornaments before Thanksgiving, but is Christmas in July going to be the new normal?
Weigh in: When do you think it is appropriate for retailers to parade out the Christmas decorations?
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising | Tags: arena advertising, Baseball attendence, Dolphin Stadium, Florida Marlins, Sports Marketing, Stadium advertising

Who called in the bomb scare at Dolphin Stadium yesterday? No one, and that’s what sad. It has been reported that only about 400 people attended the Marlins Nationals game. This shot of the stadium seems to show even less. Granted they are in no danger of making the playoffs, but what has happened to this club? They have a couple world series appearances and have had some good players on the field. So where do they go from here? And more importantly, can marketing help? If you were in charge of marketing for this team, what would you do next season to get seats in the seats? Hire Terry Ryan? What say you? And if you want an idea of what not to do for a ballpark promotion, click here.



