Duck Duck Gray Duck – A Look At Marketing In Minnesota


Beware Of The Homosexual 1961 PSA

“What Jimmy didn’t know was that Ralph was sick. A sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious — a sickness of the mind. You see, Ralph was a homosexual.” “One never knows when the homosexual is about. He may appear normal and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill.”

 

This PSA was created by Sid Davis productions in 1961 on a shoestring budget of $1,000 to warn young boys about predatory homosexuals. The Leave it to Beaver type music is a trip.



Frozen in Grand Central Station

Frozen in Grand Central Station

Over 200 people gathered at Grand Central Station in New York to pull off a ‘frozen in place’ act. (click here to view) The everyday travelers who weren’t in on it struggled to understand what was going on.  This isn’t the first time we have seen this done, but it got me thinking about street level marketing and how (if done right) can start the “buzz” brands all want and pay big $$$ for. If the “buzz” is cool, then it becomes viral. The anonymity of this group and their agenda (if they have one) only helps fuel the mystery. 

Now if a brand tried pulling this off and had everyone wearing a branded t-shirt or holding a Coke, how many onlookers would applaud? Very few I would guess. So what’s the secret to street team marketing? Be honest about what your brand is to people. Be in the right place and at the right time when you do it. And create a little mystery so people start talking.  Good luck.



Ads on escalators

Juice Salon Escalator AdvertisingPizza Ad on Escalator 

Juice Salon is advertising in your mall. Here’s how it works. Half of a model’s head stays fixed at the bottom of an escalator; the other half of his head with different hairstyles descends on the fixed figure to create a hairy marketing delight. To see the video of it in action, click here. The other picture shows a pizza chain using escalators to show pizza being torn away from other slices using the front of the escalator step as stretched cheese.



Have unprotected sex lately?

Ok, so once again this really has nothing to do with marketing in MN, but oh well. I got nothing good to report from this state (but things are thawing out now and maybe some work will get done). Anyway, I had heard of this campaign and understand it has been around since 1998. It consists of documentaries, public service announcements, and other content geared towards youth.  

This PSA from the MTV “Staying Alive” Aids Awareness campaign is pretty fricken intense.



Family Auto Mart Assclownery

Family Auto Mart

Just when you think you have seen the worst display of self-promotion, along comes “The Family Man.” He wrote, directed, and stars in his own infomercial for his Family Auto Mart car dealership in Florida. Watch if you dare, but head to the bathroom first. You may wet yourself watching this assclownery. Look out Denny Hecker, if this guy comes to Minnesota, you might be in trouble. Whoa!!!

Click for Family Auto Mart Informercial



Target Fucks Up On Facebook

Facebook page for Target

Ok, so Target has been called out by angry customers and bloggers for having a Facebook page that encourages its group members (called Rounders) to post good things about Target and Target products but to make their affiliation with the Facebook group a “secret.” The Minneapolis StarTribune has reported on how this was done. Basically, college students are given some free swag to say good things about Target online. It’s called a brand ambassador program, and they are almost always bullshit. The problem with them is this: It’s fake and manufactured buzz. The first problem is relying on students to actually do what you say. Good luck with that. The second issue is that students will destroy your brand if you are not being honest and genuine with them. Real, genuine buzz or word-of-mouth will come on its own by being true to your brand, true to your customers, and actually doing something innovative that will move the needle. Paying people with free stuff to say good things about you isn’t genuine or good for your brand image. It’s just plain lazy. Kinda like buying ads on Facebook when you need to come up with a real back-to-school strategy. Facebook ads are what a brand does when it has no original ideas and is simply following the masses because “that’s where the students are”. Target doesn’t need to do this and can stand on its own with college students. That’s what’s sad here. The upside is that when Target realizes that brand ambassador programs are typically crap and that Facebook advertising is a colossal waste of a college marketing budget, they will move on, and people will forget they ever tried.



Chipotle should put a burrito in the sky

Chipotle Blimp

What’s better than a gynormous burrito from Chipotle? A blimp-sized burrito from Chipotle. I am addicted to the steak fajita burrito and a huge fan of their marketing. With Super Bowl ads costing an average of $2.5 million for a 30-second spot, I think Chipotle should take its outdoor advertising brilliance a step further with a giant foiled blimp. Besides the visual impact blimpvertising has, the amount of free media coverage would be priceless. What do you think about that? Do you have an idea for Chipotle or any other brand? Send it my way, it may makes its way to this blog.



Everybody clap your hands

McDonald’s Happy Meal Ad Cha Cha Slide (long version)

Chicago’s Leo Burnett advertising agency has launched a brilliant new spot for McDonald’s that is catching a lot of buzz for local Chicago DJ Willie Perry’s “Cha Cha Slide, Part II.” The kid dancing in this video (Quincy Eaton) is also rumored to have been approached by Jay Leno and The Ellen DeGeneres Show to make an appearance. It’s not often you see a 60 second spot done well, especially for a Happy Meal. The seriousness on this kids face almost made me piss myself. Nice work!



Old Outdoor Advertising from Washington
November 7, 2007, 6:36 pm
Filed under: National Marketing & Advertising

Ok, not really a look back on Minnesota advertising, but Washington state has a lot of MN transplants (and vice-versa). So hear ya go. A wonderful look at outdoor advertising of old. View all photos here (thanks Roadsidepictures). Know of a small business or project going on in Washington with remarkable marketing? Let’s here about it.

An Old KFC in Washington



Best Buy sells man a box of tiles

Best Buy Sells Man a Box of Tiles

Big box electronic retailer Best Buy needs a smack upside the head and possibly more. The Consumerist reported this story (click link for full story and addtl images) in detail this week shedding light on this poor guy’s misfortune while trying to buy a Western Digital hard drive. What happened? He brought it home only to find it was really a box full of tile. Best Buy’s remedy to the situation? Send him home without a refund. Ouch!  Western Digital or Best Buy better step to the plate and make this right or Christmas sales are gonna take a hit.  I’ve heard of this happening before. Anyone else experience something like this?



Nothing like a little Christmas to kill Halloween

Halloween Pumkin for ChristmasDuring a late-September shopping trip to Target for Halloween candy, I found something surprising …

Christmas decorations! Who in the world thought I would already need a light-up reindeer to put in my yard?  I simply find this disturbing. Just like nature, I need to go through a natural progression of the seasons. Halloween tells me it’s fall, Thanksgiving tells me the snow is coming, and Christmas means I have a few days left before hibernation. I don’t want to experience holly-jolly ho-ho-ho before I have even carved a pumpkin.

Isn’t this ruining it for the kids? How can they focus on picking out a Halloween costume when there are flocked trees and Christmas stockings in the next aisle? Who needs to be a ninja when Santa is apparently coming? Explain that one. Long gone are the days when it was taboo to put out the trees and ornaments before Thanksgiving, but is Christmas in July going to be the new normal?  

Weigh in: When do you think it is appropriate for retailers to parade out the Christmas decorations?



Can Marketing Help The Florida Marlins?

Dolphins Stadium - Marlins game attendance

Who called in the bomb scare at Dolphin Stadium yesterday? No one, and that’s what sad. It has been reported that only about 400 people attended the Marlins Nationals game. This shot of the stadium seems to show even less. Granted they are in no danger of making the playoffs, but what has happened to this club? They have a couple world series appearances and have had some good players on the field. So where do they go from here? And more importantly, can marketing help? If you were in charge of marketing for this team, what would you do next season to get seats in the seats? Hire Terry Ryan? What say you? And if you want an idea of what not to do for a ballpark promotion, click here.